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Cisse has Given fucking terrified

That's the most beautiful goal I've seen all season. Possibly ever since Shearer retired. Ben Arfa's against Blackburn was great, but that kind of goal is just a work of art. What a finish. Dear me, what a finish.

Is this commentator Irish? or is he just shagging Keane and Given?

Shades of Shearer there. Can't believe it. What a goal.

What.. just...happened... I....don't....

HESKEY We're doomed

That can't possibly be the real Gabriel Obertan

Black player just stood up in the dugout

That was fucking criminal. Keane is there you fucks, he's right behind you. Yes, ALL FUCKING SIX OF YOU.

If that had went in

Obertan looking fabulous so far.

Shola-esque level of offside from Bent there.

Obertan is playing well

Cisse looks fucking lethal. He hasn't even scored yet but he's blatantly terrifying the defenders.

Obertan defending. Suppose somebody tipped him off about how he might be able to get ahead of HBA in the pecking order?

What a fucking shame. He's a hero now in my book. Everything he's done this season capped off with that earns him a good place in my memories regardless of how shit he is.

Real shame for Raylor given that he's already had to come back from extremely serious injury twice in his career.

This plus the Sunderland goal just about elevates this guy to legend status imo. Quite literally put his body on the line for the team.

It's Obertan

Raylor I almost feel bad about saying this, but if Ben Arfa comes on...

oh God I love this. This is the closest I've come to an orgasm in a while... ....

THE SUPER DEMBA BROTHERS

DEMABASEWRU)#W($U_)@#{($IU*_)@#($IU

Keane is passing like fucking David Silva man. Fuck this shit.

Think Perch is a necessary evil given how the game is likely to play out. Ben Arfa on for Raylor might be a gamble worth taking if we haven't scored by halftime.