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Man, our strikers are so much better than Chelsea's I guess Roman will just buy them off us

Would love Park to come off the bench and score the winning goal.

Challenged only by Van Persie and anyrandomfucker

Well... err... Glory glory Man United?

Absolutely titanic performance today. There is a real case to be made for him starting ahead of Cabaye on this form. Just wish we had Tiote to play alongside him.

Best goal I've seen this season. Best goal I've seen in about five years or so, really.

Perchenbauer want's in on the fun!

Cisse has Given fucking terrified

That's the most beautiful goal I've seen all season. Possibly ever since Shearer retired. Ben Arfa's against Blackburn was great, but that kind of goal is just a work of art. What a finish. Dear me, what a finish.

Is this commentator Irish? or is he just shagging Keane and Given?

Shades of Shearer there. Can't believe it. What a goal.

What.. just...happened... I....don't....

HESKEY We're doomed

That can't possibly be the real Gabriel Obertan

Black player just stood up in the dugout

That was fucking criminal. Keane is there you fucks, he's right behind you. Yes, ALL FUCKING SIX OF YOU.

If that had went in

Obertan looking fabulous so far.

Shola-esque level of offside from Bent there.

Obertan is playing well

Cisse looks fucking lethal. He hasn't even scored yet but he's blatantly terrifying the defenders.

Obertan defending. Suppose somebody tipped him off about how he might be able to get ahead of HBA in the pecking order?

What a fucking shame. He's a hero now in my book. Everything he's done this season capped off with that earns him a good place in my memories regardless of how shit he is.

Real shame for Raylor given that he's already had to come back from extremely serious injury twice in his career.

This plus the Sunderland goal just about elevates this guy to legend status imo. Quite literally put his body on the line for the team.