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Gervinho just self destructed it seems Edit: Sagan actually

Oh yes yes yes yes

I just remembered that I could have gotten tickets to this game but didn't bother because I did t think it would matter for us

L'Arse look shellshocked

Yes!

Norwich are looking pretty dangerous actually. Should be a goal in them

Come on you habitual bottlers, start bottling.

Fack u holdt

Fuck you Norwich

We win and Swansea win. Simples.

Don't really like either of those. Away strips just don't feel right for us.

Blackpool are the more attractive team but I want Hughton back in the Premiership. Him just being in this league would raise the average level of dignity by about 25%.

Going to be seriously conflicted about England v. France if perchinho is playing

Probably closer to an England call up than anyone else in our squad

Great idea, let's sack Llambias and sign Satan as our managing director while we're at it

Cardiff fans were ridiculous last night Spent the entire first half abusing Nolan ("Nolan, you're a wanker." Why do they even hate him so much?) , and the entire second half abusing Green ("You let your country down." Wait, aren't you lot not even English?) Seemed to fixate on these two for no reason in particular to the detriment of actually supporting their own team. What chants they did have were either banal or completely disconnected from reality. ("Cardiff City, the best name in football, the world has ever seen." Really?) The only thing more ridiculous I heard all day was the West Ham supporters claiming that Ricardo Vaz Te "scores when he wants." Also, their team was utter shit. Don't even know what they're supposed to be good at. Oh, and they're sponsored by Malaysia for some reason. Underwhelming day out all around

In standing directly behind Cardiff goal. Got a bad feeling about this

Cheeky 1 pound bet on Nolan hat trick

Will be wearing the lucky blazer

Zoggy will score a brace. All will be forgiven.

How loud is it going to be if he scores on Sunday

Pardew's just been saving him to get him hungry. He's the defense's Ben Arfa.

Seconded

It's not that I don't get the gist of it, but where is North Shields and what is a fish wife

Dave changed the damn thing and I don't have access to my computer where the file for the old one is And no, keeping the jizz face was not an option.