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I can totally picture Saylor screaming the fuck out of Raylor in the tunnel and Raylor being like

I'm turning this off

Fuck my life. Ballotelli ing too

Of course there's a gap, we're parking the fucking bus if you haven't noticed

Would you rather our two central midfielders try to pass it through that narrow five-man midfield instead?

Fucking hell, good from Krul

Dat Pass

It's hard to close down stronger, faster, more skillful players

Mancini has such a gay shouting voice

Sammy

Never mind, looks fine

That might be a break. Just shoot me now.

Fuck, that looks bad

I would say that we could nick one from a set piece, but that would imply actually having the ball within their half wouldn't it.

Every minute that they don't score is a victory imo. Don't really care if we're not attacking.

What exactly were you guys expecting?

Fuck. Scary as shit this stuff.

Is that the City fans singing "your team is fucking shit"? Surely that's a bit tasteless, even for them

No Silva! ...Nasri instead.

More than likely, everyone will be owned by a "horrible Arab" or other arbitrarily rich person within the deckade. Except for us, obviously we'll still be stuck with Ashley An abitrarily rich person. Not on the scale I'm talking about.

What an absurd lineup that is Fairytale win written all over it!

Van Persie is like cheating. x2

Does anyone not have him as captain? Me. I don't have him. I said I'd get rid of Rooney for a few weeks. Kept thinking, nah, maybe he'll do it this weekend. If he doesn't this weekend, he's out. Honest. Why not having both, Rooney and RvP? No room for Aguero

More than likely, everyone will be owned by a "horrible Arab" or other arbitrarily rich person within the deckade. Except for us, obviously we'll still be stuck with Ashley

Van Persie is like cheating.