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Captain Cattermole wastes it again

Sad-faced Liverpool fans almost makes the Mackems getting a good point worth it. Almost.

Have to say, Ji is playing much better than I would have given him credit for.

Messi? , I should have said "in the Premiership". Drogba?

Class move followed by an utterly hopeless finish. Sounds familiar.

Jose just pushed me off the ball

Good thing we're pretty stacked on the wings at the moment. Can afford to have him out for a match or two.

Take your shirt off and run into the crowd? Do the samba? Either would be good. Break Andy Carroll's jaw so I get suspended and don't have to play against Newcastle?

I really don't know how I'm going to react if Ji goes and scores the winner here.

Interesting to see that Sammy makes the bench over Vukic or Medhi

Good team. Their team looks terrible. Still scared to death.

What a fucking shot Carroll has got. We used to have that man.

In theory you're right, but he's their 20m new-Gerrard. He'll be given plenty of time. Gyan injured. oldtype replaces him. That's f***ing class. Remember, a goal from me is a goal for all of Asia. You've looked handy when you've been on the ball tbf Don't worry, "me" is completely incapable of finishing with my feet.

In theory you're right, but he's their 20m new-Gerrard. He'll be given plenty of time. Gyan injured. oldtype replaces him. That's f***ing class. Remember, a goal from me is a goal for all of Asia.

Que? Son Heung-Min. He's Korean, he plays for Hamburg. The next Messi

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL FROM SON

Berlin hit the post AGAIN Hamburg a complete shambles as usual.

There was also that time where he injured his eye by bumping into one of those stick-things during training.

I get the feeling the Cabaye is going to score a whole lot more goals this season than any of us are expecting. Just a feeling, can't really explain why.

Hope he doesn't get himself sent off and suspended. is waiting.

Watching Liverpool v. Sunderland after a half of Hamburg v. Hertha Berlin, it's apparent how much faster the pace of the game in the Premiership is. It's like the video is running at 2x speed.

Pretty blatant push on whoever the defender was there

Gyan

Have to admit, Charlie Adam is a decent player.

What a damn shame. This is the point where it stops being funny and starts being sad.