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I really can't believe how abysmal ALL of our wide players are

Sky doing their best to make sure Colo gets a retroactive ban

We have Man United next week? Christ Football is such a bitch sometimes.

Oh absolutely. Gonna do backflips and everything. He's going to score, breaking Colo's leg in the process. After that, Ben Arfa will get a straight red for dissent. Then Dalglish will step onto the pitch and throw a piece of paper with a 20m bid for Tiote on it into the center circle. Mike Ashley will come down on a helicopter and accept in on the spot.

All this match is missing is that and a season-ending injury for Coloccini.

Christ, shut up mate. Did you really think we'd carry as we started all season. No. Still terrible though.

I know it's not his fault but I think we've conceded something like 20 goals with Santon on the pitch now

We're a terrible football team. I don't know when it happened, but we are.

What are the odds on our final sub being Shola in at right wing?

Ref: "when in doubt, give the ball to Liverpool"

Man, I hate Liverpool so much. They are the AIDS of football.

FUCKING ARGH

oh well, at least it's not 3-0 this time.

That's ridiculous Well done Krul and Simpson

Fucking Welsh dwarf

Well done agent Carroll.

Here he comes, bet your life's savings on Gerrard scoring a 90th minute winner.

Vukic making a fool out of Carroll has mildly improved my mood.

Why are we so fucking horrible every game. Don't remember the last time I saw us play well for any length of time.

Will be livid if he gets game time ahead of Park. Probably will

It's hard to believe for us, imagine what it must be like for the player himself. "Jason, don't get on the bus to Eastleigh! Newcastle want you on trial!" " fuck off man"

He's a right winger. Would be a massive upgrade on Obertan.

True. I wouldn't say 's***' but he's not premier-league worthy. Just like Maloney wasn't. McGeady is the last guy from the SPL who I thought could make a dent in the EPL (other than my misguided Kris Boyd love-in ). Edit: And McCarthy, guess he sort of has, though not spectacularly. Just wiki'd McGeady and found out that he's now in Russia. Doing quite well by the looks of it too.

I was about to mention that they can't even use the word "pry" properly before I googled and found out that it actually is "prise" in UK English.

England manager will get him more attention and media coverage than any other job in the country. He'll be ing at the prospect already.