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Can we just put him in a straightjacket or something? He can put in crosses without his arms.

You're in Seoul right? Yup

We should fail together sometime.

He's been as good as gone for so long so don't really feel anything at him leaving. Thanks for the good times I suppose. Just hope we push through the paperwork on Pieters ASAP.

Krul, Simpson, Coloccini, Taylor, Pieters(hopefully), Cabaye, Tiote, Gosling, Barton, Jonas, Ba That lineup would be exciting for me.

If the Enrique deal happens before Saturday but this doesn't, somebody needs to be 'd to within an inch of his life.

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/12/800x600/Michael-Owen-Fabricio-Coloccini_1587291.jpg Just randomly found this picture on the internet. Seems ripe for captioning

No, you demand both. Anything less and I'll rip up my season ticket.

I'll take either one as long as they're in before Saturday and we don't have to witness the holocaust that is Ryan Taylor at left back.

Serious talk about sacking our National Team manager doing the rounds after the 'friendly' loss against Japan yesterday. That's what you call a rivalry

Man, they're Mexico, they probably have a million tiny, quick latino guys who are good on the ball and are completely indistinguishable from each other.

Blanco?

Next generation looking strong? I'm reasonably certain that most of these kids won't even make it as pros, never mind to the national team, so it's hard to tell.

Completely flabbergasted that a bunch of second-rate college kids managed to take the Spanish U20s to penalties Don't really mind losing.

Missed

Penalties gone to eighth kickers, 6-6

Gone to penalties!

He's not leaving, man. Please just let me stay deluded and happy.

Bigger transfer fee = more of Ashley's debt paid off

South Korea U20s taking Spain U20s down to the wire. Currently 18 minutes in to extra time. 0-0

I feel like somebody's cut up my dick into three pieces and forced me to eat them one by one

My attempt to shine a ray of hope on this absolute shitstorm is that I'd guess that he's taken a pay cut.

http://cfs10.tistory.com/image/11/tistory/2008/12/05/16/19/4938d61806d04 Bestest Country in the World v. Scum of The Earth, kicking off in 3 hours.

Negative people.

We're getting pretty desperate on the striker front, It's quite possible that we're now willing to widen the net a bit instead of refusing to sign anyone who's not a french-speaking under 25. Then again, we all know what Spurs ITKs are worth