oldtype

Allow me to completely divest myself of any common sense or realism for just three minutes here. Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique Nolan Tiote Cabaye Gervinho Gameiro Ben Arfa :fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap: Okay, common sense back on now. Howay Shola.

He's much more useful to us than the five quid and a bag of crisps we'd get by selling him.

"Never heard of him but...BRUCE OUT!" None of them will have a f***ing clue who he is. They'll see a 40 second clip of him on youtube and think he's one of the best players in the world. To be fair, that's not entirely untrue

Sunderland don't need to be jealous of us, they have Muntari and his Champions League medal, remember? Oh... Wait.

Looking forward to oldtype promoting Park over the summer. Our papers are already ing with excitement at the prospects of a move to England. Was looking through their squad earlier at possible recruits.....but I can see why they got relegated. I don't follow the French league that closely but their squad really does looks very weak compared to the previous Monaco sides... They're really disgustingly bad. Park was playing for a better team in the K-League with us than he is right now at Monaco.

On a more serious note, I have to say that despite everything I'm still in mild disbelief that one of the key players from the French champions is willing to sign for... well, us. Is there something about our club that I'm overlooking that makes us worth more than a season in the Champions League?

I look forward to the day that we're strongly linked with a Korean player, so I can absolutely swamp this place with rampant ITK-ing

Looking forward to oldtype promoting Park over the summer. Our papers are already ing with excitement at the prospects of a move to England.

What the fuck?

FYP BYP

I'd imagine they want him to leave now for a good fee. Come on man, if nothing else they'll want him to sign a contract rather than not if only because it guarantees a higher fee for him.

Liverpool have agreed a deal with Honda. ...the carmaker, not the player

Someone has to score for you to get an assist and birmigham were allergic to goals.

I expect he'll be in an nufc shirt by the end of next week

Right down to the lack of net spend/ambition

I honestly do wish he wouldn't say things like "closing in on a player" or "60-40". It makes him sound like kinnear and those deals never, ever come off.

Is the transfer window even open? No. Mike Ashley can force the transfer window to open.

Which Mike Ashley will do without hesitation the moment any serious bid comes in. Oh, and we're getting relegated next season. And the club will go bust the season after that. And then the rapture will happen for real. And none of us will make it.

Guys, It's never too early to bump the relegationometer!

The state of my Facebook Newsfeed will be unbearable if manu win

Park will be epic

There's a line between gutsy and idiotic, and Barton's belly-flopped right over it.

We're talking about Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias, Joey Barton, and Willie McKay here. All of these people have either sold their sold to Satan, are clinically insane, or both. Don't even try to analyze the situation rationally.

I see we're still doing the "if he looks like he's shit automatically assume that the rumor is true" thing.

You know what? He's insane. Sell him.