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Man, Berbatov's close control is just so... pretty...

What's with that kid at Old Trafford covering his ears and refusing to shake hands with the players

Exactly my thoughts as well. Agreed. What a terrible day that was.

MU v. Blackpool should be a lot of fun.

Doesn't make any sense though. He's not based in continental Europe, he's not "big in his home country," and Pardew really wouldn't be doing this whole "dropping hints" song and dance if we were just signing a player who's already been with us this season.

I guess Ferguson isn't really a fan of Ian Holloway

How wonderful is the last day of the season when you're not involved in the relegation scrap. Going to have the Blackpool match on my right screen, ours on my left.

Oh s***, I've just realized. Primarily a center midfielder, but can play in other places too. Based in the continent Not with a team that's playing for anything significant right now. Would cost money Big deal in his home country ...It's Honda Keisuke http://www.bestmemes.com/pix/64042611.jpg

Do you burst into flames if you cum for three hours?

Therefore not a known name? I don't know why but I looked at that quote and I just thought for a moment "holy shit, he's Korean"

Not worthy of a thread. In fact, not worthy of a thought, even.

Are you suggesting that Crumpy has to reply to existing thread like the rest of us common folk?

Buck up your ideas man, you can do better than this

The best comeback you could come up with was accusing me of having a life?

Their net spend for the past 4 years is something like uh... 0 isn't it? Define net spend. I think I'd have to give you the long version with difficult concepts like adding and subtracting.

Their net spend for the past 4 years is something like uh... 0 isn't it?

Even if we spend 50m per annum, we won't be in a position to offer him the chance to show himself off in the Champions League before Euro 2012 or even WC 2014. He's progressed faster than the club and we can't keep up. Simples.

If he's really set on leaving this summer, could we get him to sign a new contract with a minimum fee release clause for the sole purpose of jacking up the fee? Is that what we've already done with Tiote?

Maybe we're bringing him back to replace Enrique at LB

I think we'll spend quite a bit in the summer, but just enough so that it's still ambiguous whether the "Carroll money" was spent or not so people can continue to have their pointless circular arguments on the topic.

Park Chu-Young "definitely" leaving Monaco in the summer regardless of whether they're relegated or not. There's apparently concrete interest from Juventus. Would love it if we could somehow get him.

He's progressed faster than the club and we can't realistically keep up with his ambitions so I guess it's time to part ways on amicable terms. He's given us a few seasons of fine service and you can't begrudge him a move if one of the big clubs really are interested. Just don't go to Liverpool

homegrown striking ace http://www.balljersey.com/product_images/uploaded_images/newcastle-home-2010-2011-football-shirts-jerseys-kits-ameobi-23.jpg http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/140/376852-michael_jordan_jersey_large.jpg

He's only got a year left? Price really shouldn't be that high regardless of whether they stay up or not then.

Our summer activity prediction thread will probably have better accuracy than most of the rags.