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Shame we have the depth of a reality show. That's why I'll settle for the UEFA Cup instead of the Champions League.

That was the most one-sided half of football without any clear-cut chances that I've ever seen. Watch this if you have nothing better to do, we're doing our best Barca impression here. Now that I've said that I'm sure we'll be shit in the second half and lose 0-0 on penalites

It genuinely frightens me how good we will be with him, Carroll, and Tiote all playing. I don't think I can take in a Newcastle United team with that much quality.

Man we are passing and pressing beautifully here. This is everything that is right about Korean football.

Aye, Mackems winning puts us further off that last European place

Now that I can finally focus on this... We've been battering these Arabs Persians for half an hour now. No clear chances though.

Massive blow to our European hopes

Two straight weeks of this does not sit well with me

Fuck this

Man not scoring from any of these chances is going to come back to haunt us. I just fucking know it.

Nile Ranger miss of the century #2

Kranjcar coming on to get his first taste of playing at St James Park

We are running out of shit players to fill out a teamsheet with

Both keepers have made some absurd saves today

Man, why was he even in that position. My pictures are shit-low quality and I just saw a tuft of hair and I was sure it was Jonas. What a ridiculously classy, intelligent player.

That is the first Newcastle goal to make me jump up and down and make a fool of myself in ages.

OMFG FUCK YES :fwap:

Modric goals this season: 1 Nolan goals this season: 10

They've decided to replace the frenchie with a proper manager, obviously.

Aussies v. Uzbeks should be a fantastic game. If only to confuse the hell out of people by having 22 white dudes running around in the semis of the Asian Cup

The cold, hard reality is that Leon Best is our second-choice striker by a fairly large margin.

If that save was a goal it would be a bicycle kick from the edge of the box

Man this reminds me too much of the last time we played these

Just a random thought, but actual good wingers outside of the top teams are pretty damn rare these days, aren't they?

Really don't see why we'd put any faith in him. At this point he's just a vastly inferior version of Barton.