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I think it's inevitable that he'll want to leave at this point. It won't be the end of the world, just like selling Carroll wasn't.

Four or five weeks? So basically we'll get to use him for about a month at the tail end of the season? I mean, I'm looking forward to it yeah, but strange loan move.

Andy Carroll wishes he didn't let go of the opportunity to play alongside footballers of this caliber.

This is the quintessential Ronaldo post.

That cheer at the final whistle might be the biggest sound I've ever heard from a television

This changes everything. Biggest result of the season imo.

Crumpy probably composing his next opus as we speak.

Man, what an utterly horrendous preformance. Especially disappointing because we'll probably lose to Arsenal as well, which should put this place in full on "WERE GETTING RELEGATED" mode

Man, one of the worst feelings in football has to be losing and then having your next game be Arsenal or some other team that we'll probably get slaughtered by.

FAO Mike Williamson: You are not Coloccini

Bestinho!

Goddamnit stop trying to thread it into the front two. You're aiming for positions that they're clearly not capable of getting into.

that from the bbc? I'm not sure what network my magic mirror is tuning in to.

73% possession Jesus Christ what have we been doing with the ball.

I'm not really bothered about which two of Ameobi, Best, Loven, and Ranger are on the pitch. There's no appreciable difference.

Wow, not over-reacting at all are you?

The only way Fulham have been better than us is that they've had less of the ball and therefore less opportunities to fuck it up.

He's so slow to react to things. Extremely annoying. I think we're beginning to find his hat trick was a fluke. Beginning to find out? Man, we knew it was a fluke before it even happened.

Man, can we please stop trying to play it on the carpet. It's like watching 11 virgins trying to figure out how to have an orgy.

I really just have trouble taking Clint Dempsey seriously anymore.

Can we just agree to share a point each and not bother with the second half?

Our defenders have better ball control than our attackers.

Can we go back to negative long-ball football please?

If it makes you feel any better we have the majority of posession. Just using it to find new and innovative ways of pointlessly giving away the ball