Mike

I tried to save football in 2013, Deuce. Should have been mining bitcoin, mind.

We tried to play nice, fuck it. Dock points who cares. Fuck the league.

Really hope we just stop playing games and buy him and loan him back. Fuck the EPL.

I added uncertainty because you aren't her son.

If you become CEO you could probably pull Hurley, fyi.

There's no relegation in the EPL either

Teams try similar here and usually suffer for it.

Fucking England.

That was back in the Mike is a cunt era. Delighted we got past that.

No thanks to yanks tbh.

All 38 games aren't created equally and that's a result of the financial inequalities in the game now.

Top 8. Home and away legs.

If you had to guess, do you think ten different clubs are going to win the EPL the rest of this century?

Playoffs without drafts and/or salary caps would introduce just enough chaos to keep everyone engaged, but you'd likely still see the same names at the top most of the time. As opposed to all of the fucking time.

I am unreasonably fond of Eddie. Unreasonably fond. I may make a Kim Jong Un wall and hoy up a picture of him and Mad Dog at my place.

I know the game is fucked because I haven't even been called a cunt. Wew. Just a bunch of frogs finally realizing how hot the goddamn water is in here, man.

The gaps between the six, us and the rest are so insane that it's impossible to imagine a season where one of the six aren't champions and the promoted teams go back down. The league is no longer competitive.

I'm glad we're trying new shit to keep things from getting stagnant. That's how leagues that attempt to be competitive should be.

Can't wait for them to submit a derisory bid in 2027.

You guys hate us but adopted all our bad shit. But we're the cunts.

Which is why we're here with all the money in the world watching our season get fucked before it starts. But on the pitch, head to head? We beat All of those fucking teams. They're beating us here because they couldn't fuck with us where it was supposed to matter. Playoffs.

Some do, but the gap between college/hs and the farm is crazy.

Yep. Bumping it. Fuck you. If Six teams cam move with impunity financially and everyone else is food, something drastic needs to be done or the league is dead. There's nothing to protect anymore the PL is not a league it's a product.

*Bacon sizzles*