Mike

You can't post a kid in the punchable faces thread, right? That's wrong?

Yeah, I'm not mad at him for wanting to go to a club better situated to match his ambitions, I'm mad at him for doing it in one of the worst possible ways and with one of the most unlikable clubs. I'm mad at your media for facilitating it for engagement. I'm mad at the club for not having their shit together to build on the fucking gem we uncovered. I'm mad in a lot of directions. I wouldn't sell him, fuck him for derailing the window (despite us being so shit at it in general). But I don't know if the club see this the way we see it, as a capitulation that we'll almost certainly repeat with Tonali.

Won't let myself think he was dogshit at the end of the season to torpedo out CL hopes. Getting that cynical is a one way trip.

Liverpool are genuinely a cult.

Would assume Money, Fame, Ambition, possibly location. The regularity with which we will be in the CL, etc. He's a cunt but he's genuinely world class (now) and could play for the top clubs in the world. We were always losing him but I was optimistic we'd get a chance to match his ambition, especially since Sociedad wasn't doing any of this shit. I thought we'd get this season and go through this next year. Cunt was probably gutted we got that CL spot.

Brave post considering your avatar and literally everything about him.

I keep forgetting I'm American when I hear Irish and American Liverpool fans going on and on about this. Forrin cunts.

Is pretty vocal about his Man United support iirc.

If anything his being a the Knicks is a massively good sign. We've not been laughing stocks for a little bit. @KaKa will have to find a new soccer team now, so double bonus. Get in. I'll miss you, man.

Only encourages those six cunts to stash players as assets even more. Send them a box filled with shit and some forks.

If Eddie goes to England I'll just support England.

Most clubs don't have an entire media apparatus for tapping players up.

Six years of his prime at 150 is the floor.

After the club doesn't offer the deal they agreed to offer all bets are off. I think he's a fucking dumb cunt for not making his concerns public at the start of the window, and an even dumber cunt to limit his opportunity to Liverpool, but that makes sense if they've been talking to him on the sly since fucking March. At this point, I'd rather we handle this in a way that sends a message to the rest of the squad rather than doing what's best to adhere to fake rules and do what's best for the player. Fuck him and his career.

Wouldn't hate it if we did what Forest did with Spurs. Fuck Liverpool and fuck Isak.

What's the rush?

The league seem to feel that the way the league works atm is ideal. The 5th CL spot isn't for an upstart, it's for Manchester United.

The juice ain't worth the fucking squeeze.

May 2005 Mike.

I tried to save football in 2013, Deuce. Should have been mining bitcoin, mind.

We tried to play nice, fuck it. Dock points who cares. Fuck the league.

Really hope we just stop playing games and buy him and loan him back. Fuck the EPL.

I added uncertainty because you aren't her son.

If you become CEO you could probably pull Hurley, fyi.

There's no relegation in the EPL either