Mike

I almost bumped the HBA thread, tbh.

I'm sufficiently manned up.

That was almost certainly @wormy

I've learned in my rapid ascendance in the non-janitorial world that connections are everything. Let them know I want to work in Tijuana.

Scenes when his agent's phone rings at the presser and it's us saying we've bid again.

I'm ok with us selling parking lots to ourselves for 500m but I don't want us to be the kind of team that derails another teams summer like this. A deal can be worked out, or it can't. It apparently can't. So we should just move on.

@Shadow Puppets I mentioned in another thread that I would like to be a foreign scout for NUFC, since it's a do-nothing gig. If I send you my linkedin, can you hook me up?

I resent the sensationalist no information stuff he's been coming out with lately that gets funneled into the gobshite cacophony and comes out the other side as fact after a sufficient amount of retweets. But thats probably not his fault. He does, however tweet like a hooker. If he's lurking, you tweet like a hooker and it's weird.

Fair play Lassie I usually skip that bit.

We're going to drop points to them, and it is going to break us.

Dog shit window, and the old gifs. It really is 2014 again. We need to buy some fucking bitcoin, Michael.

Hearing we've bid 20 million.

We really are a bit of a monkey with a machine gun.

The Bruno tap up will begin shortly afterward.

The derisory bids for Kluivert on deadline day are going to be most double texts left on read shit I've ever seen.

If this is who we are we deserve what's happening to us.

50 is wild, but fair play to them for telling us to fuck off. We'll probably bid 30m five more times just to be sure.

I'm gonna let Jamie know that I can do fuck all as well as anyone. Show him the gaps in my resume as proof. That's me minted, lads.

Leaving because his job was gonna be hard isn't the best look. Can see why his hair fell out.

Foreign scout for NUFC sounds like the best thieving a living gig imaginable. Is Jamie Reuben on Linkedin?

Where in England is Porto???

Jackson is the kind of signing Ashley would make because he'd probably fit Isak's gear.

🍆 Fuck off Craig 👅 Eat my ass 🐚Cunt

I rescind my question.