Mike

"I don't care! I don't care so much I'm gonna use several hundred words to show you just how much I don't care."

Proud of you, King. Get that bag.

I can't think of a challenge he hasn't risen to. He's inspirational. And he's genuinely getting fucking better.

Gonna get done in by the headline but he hasn't said much wrong there.

Shit like this...it makes me understand what church must feel like for others. Wor flags are absolute legends.

I ain't even realize I haven't thought about tits in like 16 hours until you said that.

That Longstaff almost chance at the end of the Milan game, man.

Think we know why they didn't focus on getting another CB in. Fair play. I suppose they may know more than me.

I cannot fucking believe yesterday happened.

PSG tried to follow Longstaff on Facebook, and he came out on Twitter!

@Big River

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Night is so surreal it just dawned on me thay Burn scored a header.

@Alan Pardew don't listen to Shoes, King.

Trips kid got Mbappes shirt. Tapped him up good and proper there.

@Alan Pardew couldn't have done this with/without you, King.

Put the thread in the hall of fame.

The brilliant Ray Hudson.

Schar doesn't give a FUCK.

Dan Burn doing the dance on Paramount plus.

Steve Bruce neglected Longstaff talking about his goal against PSG in the Champs league.

Dan Burn on paramount plus. What reality is this.

Cats sound like some fucking Mackems.

Ray Hudson calling a goal Magusterial at SJP.