Mike

Pshh! I guess I'll just stay poor and die in the gutter then.

Lotto is 900 million the neet. Giz the numbers.

Dummet came out of retirement and played like that. Fair do's.

Livramento is laughs.

GET THE FUCK N

Lascelles is a nice lad but God damn.

Ref is from Manchester?

Dummett starting in a cup game for the richest club in the world in 2023, need to ask him to introduce me to Satan.

How many OG's did City score? Fucking HELL. Can't imagine how tired Colo was after that.

So I'll just log into work then.

Osimhen in Jan?

World Player of the Year, surely.

Think you set it to Eleanor Rigby and you've got a shot.

Can't wait to spend 96 minutes watching the Extended highlights.

Just absolutely fucking murdered them.

Supporting an actual club, man. Scenes.

Murphy's jaw is gonna be on the floor in the locker room pic.

Tonali FK goal here pls.

8 individual scorers in a match is a PL record.

These are so shit the rivers dried up.

We had 12 goals total for the season the day Eddie Howe got hired.