Mike

I will never stop thinking about it.

Genuinely Sunderland levels of trash on the pitch.

Richarlison has the fucking yips.

So much trash on the sideline.

Crazy how much space there is vs Spurs.

That was class.

Chose to dive instead of getting the ball. Well rid.

The fuck?

Nar.

Thays a fucking class header.

WOOD????!!

Just waiting on the draw before I spring into action. I just gotta hear that song in person, man.

I'm never in a million years gonna be able to swing tickets to this, am I.

Thank you Alan Pardew. The Lewis Hall signing rebuilds your reputation among NUFC fans. Come to the next home game. Come be applauded, King. Enjoy your meal, and presumably the meal of anyone in the vicinity who ordered well. @AyeDubbleYoo, you were right. Apologies.

@Alan Pardew

This is canon in my head now. We need to bring Lewis home.

My question is... Why is he a Newcastle fan. He's 18.

I genuinely thought he was a Russian 29 year old when I watched the game this weekend.

Looks like one of those WWI 18 year olds.

The absolute feck is that.

Sign him for that fucking jawline alone. Absolute disgrace my parents were allowed to breed with one another.

Messi is taking the fucking piss.

I'm aiming for November.