Mike

That fucking BALL. Fuck my LIFE.

WHAT FUCKING BALL MY GOD

Oh aye I'm not comfortable at all.

I've just fully been on the floor over that Murphy goal.

Every time I refresh there's a goal.

I gotta find a better river!

Can see why they were still practicing before kickoff.

Haven't even kicked off on my river ffs.

Sting at the match, ffs.

I can't even fucking imagine how good it felt to submit this.

What did Gnonto do to get benched?

ALL RISE.

Bah.

Commentary begging for a pen. Eat shit.

Love an impartial commentary team.

7 mins after a guy nearly died and 8 mins for...?

Bah, hate football.

Southampton have been decent and Arsenal are terrified.

Genuinely nothing against Arsenal aside from them hounding Wenger out and how much of a dipshit Arteta is. Oh and Piers Morgan.

Weeeeeew

Fuck you, Alan.

Handball there.

Pardew approved mental sub.

Walcott is infuriating.

Alcaraz injured?