Mike

Bournemouth manager looks like he's working up the courage to ask a stranger for a cigarette.

Jesus Wood.

Shit I almost got banned.

God this has 1-1 written all over it.

This reffing is fucking dire.

Silly forrin. The guns sell themselves.

Are you telling me you don't want to watch Denmark's top Netball teams go head to head in the biggest game of the season.

Must....watch....30...for...30.....entire liiiiiibrary available.....only....on.....ESPN...pluuuuuuuuuuUUUuus.....

Whole crew isn't match fit.

WHAAAAAAAAT

Still baffled they managed to complain a goal off the board.

Ten minutes later.

Get in.

Oh my fuck if that went in.

Ah I was gonna rip the piss out of him but this one looks legit.

The drone video feels like we killed Darth Vader for real.

Oh well that's ok then. Turn the planes around again. Theres Wigan on.

Seriously. Turn all the fucking planes around.

Jesus Christ does Ireland have a Gofundme? Sarah Mclachlan started playing while I was reading that.

I get that the world cup ended yesterday but why aren't there any matches today, ffs.

See you there!

@Village Idiot Would love to hear your thoughts on today, considering you got to see him from the very start.

Disgrace we have to wait for the parade in Argentina for Drunk Messi to show up.

His kids are Qatari now. I'm not mad at their hustle.