Mike

Fake Colo having a mare.

How??

It's me, I'm ppl.

Three reds in this game.

Morata shithouse goal.

Fucking hell.

He cannot POSSIBLY be in the shout for another job.

Why did he get called up?

Aye. There's no such thing as happiness.

Feel like footy would have been easier.

Fuck I should have been a footballer.

Decent consolation for missing out on Longstaff.

The broken cocks of the Premier League.

Some footy game, this, aye?!

You're asking someone to google it, you're pure evil.

Have we reached commentator SCREAMING A NAME territory with Almiron yet?

Fuck, man.

Holy shit the ad said one of the side effects is penile fracture.

He's...not off?

Can't get over the fact that he started the move for Miggy's goal with some great skill and a fantastic pass, only to fucking haul ass up the pitch to be in position to 1-2 the goal. Fucking hell.

That Miggy-Bruno-Tripps thing is fucking

Somehow understood nearly every word of that.

Trauma, man.