Mike

Get them back in the house, tbh.

Wood scored one. You absolutely know who scored the other.

Day after Christmas, World Cup, no games in a month. Up 2 nil after eight minutes. Eddie fucking Howe.

Fucking HELL.

This river is miles behind.

This. City aside everyone is having a down year and the door is wide open for the right team.

I'M WALKIN HEA.

Very nearly paid a dollar to ask that very question.

Shitposting in here with us on someone else's stream, likely.

Again, I threw that dart from Long Island.

The caption about someone becoming disabled since Ronaldo left Man U.

Was so much easier when we'd be biting each other's heads off in the Steve Bruce thread right now, and bumping whichever player was the shittest.

The most realistic post. We've got nothing to compare this with. Fuck's sake.

Was proper chuffed when they built the waitrose me, man. Pure class that.

Have I? Fuck's sake. 5000 miles away getting it close is worth points.

Not at my flat, LIKE.

There's no way 20 year old me wouldn't be banging on that window during the stream.

Course I can. Am from Jesmond, me like.

Link iz.

Think the winner of this should play Man U.

He's fucking amazing.

Gonna have to move to the sell camp after those outfits.

It's nice to remember that despite how fucking bad VAR is, they're actually fucking worse without it.

Insane how bad refs can get if they go a month without a match to ruin.