Mike

I mean he blamed carnivals, weather, and physics but he never went so far as to say the feel of the ball was an issue. It's the fucking semi-final, they didn't have any issues before.

Even Pardew never plumbed such depths.

Just sat here punching each players name into twitter and smiling at the other fans being impressed. If we lose this core I will set the planet on fire.

He's like if the Ivan Drago workout montages were a person.

England call up, surely.

Didn't kiss the badge and flip off the Arsenal supporters. Worrying.

Roberto Hallos.

Well that's fucked me off good and proper.

PSR just needs you to take it up the arse a bit before you can let it go. Be a team player you selfish fuck.

@Beren

50m release clause as well...

Thinking of doing an economics degree so that I can reply to verified twitter accounts three months out of the year tbh.

Solution: sign Lee Kang In if he can play on the right.

Who is, tbf.

Soary.

Aw shucks no Canucks, tbh.

The absolute spitting image of the detective on Father Brown, but no fucker aside from me and a few grans noticed it.

I consistently fall for the idea that this game is going to be good.

We had two by now, just saying.

Crazy game.

Maniac screaming near the on field mic.

Love that the story so far of the weekend is how shit the refs are. London clubs bitching as well so they'll at least pretend to listen.

Genuinely forgot what a little miserable shitheel he used to be. Love this kid. Maybe Pickford is a decent dude as well?

From 10:15 of ET on I had no humanity in me.