Mike

If I didn't hate PSG so much I'd support PSG. They're exactly who I wish we were.

Hahahaha

We saw him when he was a bairn, man. I will never be ok with this.

There's a reason they wanted him.

Shame about the fucking players.

Kompany dressed like just got back from Nam.

Woltemade can score that Kane goal if we set him up imo.

20 year cycle.

Think Rosenior has earned an extension.

End of the first quarter.

So Chelsea make it to the Semi before they play a PL team, aye?

Won't be on tele, can only rely on the boots on the ground. We used to be a society.

Totty cam (RIP) tbh.

If I trusted myself to hire people capable of spotting players that can grow to be the spine of our squad for 5+ years or go for far more than 40 million after they've grown in the game, then yeah. The days of finding Schar in a bag on the highway are done.

This genuinely would have broken me in the Ashley/Pardew era I really shit you not.

He's 18.

Wew gonna need a basket for all these fruits.

Your glee and optimism needed tamping down. How dare you feel hope, cunt.

An insane version of me is gonna quote this in August after we do nowt.

Probably just baiting Chelsea into signing him.

Jesus christ I hope those are bots.

D'Brankashaw I have been laughing for three hours.

How'd it taste?

Classic Jesus, cock this, fanny that.