Mike

If you run out you can be clever and use a hand mirror to finish his last name.

I feel like I'm mostly excited because I'm just imaging that he's Henry.

Bullshit that's cheese on the cover.

I put a slice of vegan cheese on the surface of the sun and nowt happened.

After trying veganism on, bang on. I mean, not veganism because the cheese is death but I can give up meat (not fish, fuck fish though) for life.

Thought Sanches was more "what could've been" rather than "what is" re his ability. He sorted it all out?

Maybe let the steel beams holding this thread up cool off for a bit, aye?

Wew. Wish I could invest in thinkpieces.

Is the Saudi kit official?

Pickled onion ffs.

Huddersfield are tragic. They've been fucked, but still.

I am obsessed with his skull. Obsessed.

Feel like we started getting things when we sicced Joe on the ref after things.

This is MLB level shithousery from the ref.

This is the refs last game. Real last day of school vibes here.

It's honestly both. It's a pen and a dive.

VAR is fucked.

Really like the EFL pregame and HT coverage. Shaka Hislop is fucking laughs.

Colback being fed to Joelinton like some sarlacc pit shit though.

We don't care at the Super Bowl either, fwiw.

Immediately want a piano.

But we're the worst nation in the world. I thought their whole thing was integrity and whatnot?

I'm a Newcastle fan so I know fuck all about European cup soccer but when did they start calling it the Conference League? edit: So there's three fucking European comps now? I'm thinking Roma won the Europa League and they won the Conference League. Conference League ain't the most inspiring name.