Mike

Why are we acting like the richest team on earth won't have the infrastructure to deal with an iffy hamstring? Has he ever even torn it? Get him a fucking yoga mat.

Ashley being a billionaire keeps me up at night ngl.

He's based that on nowt, surely.

Worrying.

@Rocker

Dunno what I'll do if Bruno leaves us.

Someone def started on the left and was fucked off with the job by the time they got to Tripps.

Awesome.

Feel like it's time to post this again.

https://www.sussexlive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/phil-foden-brighton-manchester-united-7137304 One of his moves?

Turns out Ashley was doing our mental health a favor signing fuck all for 14 years.

Gonna be some shit, being an owner of Sunderland. I'm sure I can be trusted.

Love how tampering clearly doesn't exist in the EPL.

You gotta be shitting me.

Does sound about right. How do you say Big Club Foul in Mandarin?

First: Arsenal (a) Boxing: Spurs (h) Last: City (a)

Pop an umlaut into Eddie's name and we're laughing.

I feel like if Man U and all their dysfunction could realistically get him then surely we could as well?

Frenkie?

It's genuinely my first or second stop now.

Match was longer than cricket.

Sounds like fucking Beat Saber.

Admittedly I wasn't inspired by Howe when he was signed but I'm a dipshit on a message board. Fuck do I know. For a guy with a radio show to be like "He doesn't excite me" with all he'd done before he got here. He called getting Bournemouth into the prem "decent".

Shouldn't pundits...know things?