Mike

So we've reached the political discussion stage of Transfer window madness.

Genuine question. Haven't Everton spent like a billion dollars? How can they make moves around FFP?

He seems sound as fuck, tbf. Really hope he gets a full season.

Be six weeks from the choudury transfer getting over the line.

If we signed Neymar we'd have to hire @neesy111 to kill @Flip

Need him to grow some Colo hair before the season starts.

Jawline on this Kryptonian fuck.

If Botman was the end of our window, how would you feel about that?

Blah. Think we're too small to win this one.

Absolutely mental that the first word in this post is perfectly decipherable.

Who is that lad that makes the good youtube vids? The kid who predicted Bruno would be class.

Where the feck is the ticker. Yorkie out.

¯\_()_/¯

Was thinking the same looking at that graph without reading any of the parameters. Get him signed.

Aye happy to be wrong about his potential but I'm happier to see proof the phones are working.

With the fucking neck tat? Yeah, he looks like he could just scowl the ball into the net.

Any developments on us and the radge Italian lad?

We've got to be sniffing around Zinchenko, surely?

I remember reading something to that effect. There's a bit of overlap but not enough to be a worry. Summer really only has baseball.

Holy shit he does. Only 33 as well, the fuck is his agent?

Put the fucking hockey game on, lads.

Man we would have been so pissed if we really thought any of our fake transfers were real.

Milan sound like us with Ashley, except the fans actually believed them.

Gonna be a bad summer to be a black charva.