Mike

You wonder how mad that run last year would have been with fans in the grounds. Not that he won't repeat it this year and next, the fucking charlatan.

Well by our standards, imo. We actually scored this time.

Bruce out sheet on TV.

This was genuinely us playing well and we got fucking humped.

God listen to the atmosphere. This is football.

Swear Joe breaks his buttcheek every week.

The fuck were those rich cunts.

And we were kinda good today!

Ah Willock just realized. Bless him.

Chants lose a bit of their sting with the nickname still in there

Nah don't close him down.

Have it you cunts

Y'all realize you're essentially giving Froggy a handjob, yeah?

I like Ray Hudson because there was no semblance of impartiality. Nearly everyone else feigns integrity while wanking themselves silly over whatever the pre-game narrative happened to be.

Spare a thought for Big Sam shoving his boxers into a bin while hoping no one notices.

Surprisingly the "Let them have the ball the entire game" plan has been unsuccessful.

Happy for Man U, tbh. Been a rough few years.

27 percent possession.

Gotta be honest, we're the best set of cones they could have asked for.

Oh my god he blew the whistle.

Genuinely impressed how we can make even this spectacle dull as fuck.

He absolutely thought he could squeeze out a silent but violent and felt his sock garters get wet. He'll be sat out there in a bathrobe in the second half.

Sam 100 percent needs to have a shite.

I think that was it there.

Bruce looked upset about the shithpusery from Woodman.