Mike

Bring back Viduka. Fuck it.

Lowlights surely?! You think we're good enough for lowlights, mate? Cameras probably recorded hours of nothing like in Contact.

Are there even highlights?

Smart motherfuckers.

That bowtie guy tops the lot. Absolute mentalist. Women on there, though. The bowtie guy is off his fucking nut. Makes Ray Hudson look like Joe Buck. The lass with the short hair makes me hate life.

Bein sport has the most unhinged nutcases.

That's never the best picture of Rafa they could find.

He's legit just Pardew bullshit in a Carver package.

Yeah, you can see it in his eyes. He’s been hurt. He looks like he's reading the tweet. That’s him running the other way He's asking himself if football has really been worth it.

Yeah, you can see it in his eyes. He’s been hurt. He looks like he's reading the tweet.

The music is murder. [emoji23]

He's FM in real life. Just has the one shortlist.

I’ve always loved Palace. I want to be like "Imagine what we'd be watching if he were here" but today is what we'd be watching, isn't it. I’m afraid so. He even uses ‘front foot football’ without any hint of shame. He’s Pardew but with less smarm It's like an unexpected sequel to a movie where they tied all the loose ends. Shit new version of the dead monster, worse leads. Clumsy callbacks.

McClaren would never have been sacked if Rafa didn't approach the club. Hopefully Arsene Wenger realizes he hates his family and wants a distraction.

Pardew's total football is forwards hoofing it back to the keeper. Can't wait for his return.

Hopefully Pardew does well and a rush on dodgy PFM starts up. Yes of course. So we can just bring him back to continue on where he left off. Newcastle United would just be that True Crime show I watch every week in that case.

Hopefully Pardew does well and a rush on dodgy PFM starts up.

I’ve always loved Palace. I want to be like "Imagine what we'd be watching if he were here" but today is what we'd be watching, isn't it.

How long is his fucking deal!?!

He's here until he's sacked, which is at least five years.

Life is literally tossing us a mulligan. Will we take it?

That's the wildest bit. He's completely secure in his position.

Not to say he is or isn't but beating us shouldn't be a feather in any fucking caps.

We're outrageously bad.