Mike

He's gasping to be one of the voices in those compilation videos they show pre-game. It's desperate as fuck and a drag to listen to. Ray Hudson was histrionic as a motherfucker but it's from a place of joy. Drury is just wanking in the booth.

Ideally Ruud does really well and them Amorim starts slow and it causes ructions.

Fucking hate hearing him shift into it.

No line for that one Drury you exhausting twat.

Villa were due a hammering.

The PL desperately wants to be a closed shop of four or five brands battling it out for the trophies.

Crazy that I forgot Richarlison existed.

Ange is @joeyt?

God damn it, Joey.

Getting managerial insight from Neville and Lampard is wild.

He's a Strong Safety.

Poor bastard.

Is Palace Wolves the worst game of football being played on the planet Earth right now?

LOL fuck Everton and all that but offside is fucking broken.

Have watched that cross a dozen times.

Stealing a fucking living.

BLOW THE WHISTLE YOU FUCKING NONCE

Extra 25 minutes for the sub.

Bloody hell my heart.

Shitting mesel.

Sad that I'm relieved.

Red that.

I think we're in "Until they score" territory for the sake of the Narrative.

Took them 42 minutes to praise us directly instead of wondering why Arsenal couldn't do this or that.