Mike

Hearing reports that Targett's sentient contract has already consumed the weekly savings. Targett is now on 3.8 million per week.

I've never seen powder so dry. 10/10

That sounds like something that's probably unethical but I'm sure it's fine because it's allowed.

I doubt they even know who the fuck Craig is talking about tbf.

Lovely bit of engagement for Craig, though. I see he still tweets like he sells ass.

We don't even have the wherewithal to be a fucking feeder club. We're like a matchmaker.

You can't organize a medical in 35 fecking minutes? #gamesgone

Us collectively wasting our lives on Deadline Day is one of my favorite N-O traditions.

I'm saving my Joe Pesci gifs for reliable reports of skullduggery.

I'm interested what our season would have been like if we'd all joined team rot you fuck.

Really appreciate Sandro giving me a heads up to what my summer window fury will be.

So we're doing fuck all, then? And no Natalie in yellow? We used to be a society, lads.

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These are beatable.

Makes absolutely no fucking sense

Fuck the league.

Has to be my most hated season and that's fucking saying something

Let's restart the book club, man. Fuck football.

There's no god.

LOVE THAT

At some point a team will need to do what Senegal did.

You know what? I think I'm done with this.

Cunha and Mbuemo were some fucking signings like. God I'm so angry lol.