Mike

He's a Strong Safety.

Poor bastard.

Is Palace Wolves the worst game of football being played on the planet Earth right now?

LOL fuck Everton and all that but offside is fucking broken.

Have watched that cross a dozen times.

Stealing a fucking living.

BLOW THE WHISTLE YOU FUCKING NONCE

Extra 25 minutes for the sub.

Bloody hell my heart.

Shitting mesel.

Sad that I'm relieved.

Red that.

I think we're in "Until they score" territory for the sake of the Narrative.

Took them 42 minutes to praise us directly instead of wondering why Arsenal couldn't do this or that.

How's his fastball?

Who is this cunt with a fauxhawk in 2024? You'd break out in a rash if you touched his hard drive.

Hopefully we can keep this result. For the table and for how fucking gutted these two dipshits in the commentary booth are.

Thought Tino scored reading in here.

Goobers.

Looks like I'm one person too many on HD. Back to VHS.

Fair play.

You're a smart motherfucker, Branko.

My shit is frozen like a motherfucker.

Actually a bit worrying how much I dislike them.