Mike

All I'm hearing is in shape and match ready, Discman.

I will happily ignore Fat Elvis Ben Arfa plodding down the wing. I will ignore every lost step. The man was magic.

This is all perfectly situated for a Ben Arfa free transfer.

Shit. Was it?

The idea of even going to a Liverpool game is an indication of just how diseased @Shak's mind is.

Me and @Shak at the Liverpool game watching Chiesa slot home the winner. Nothing has EVER been more nailed on to happen.

No please no.

I'm placing a lot of faith in this week.

It's August!

I hope this is the year everyone turns on him. I can't stand it.

Var having every angle and being like "Ref handled it" is an absolute indictment of that entire system.

They can't put him under the jail now because the mad ref only gave a yellow, right?

How does it look way fucking worse than I remember. He is truly the new Fabinho.

Waiting for us to let the mask slip and all these lads in Saudi just come here on loan.

He's fully inherited the Fabinho rulebook.

Would be spitting blood from every hole if we lost that goal.

We're a bit shit and I don't know if a week is long enough to sort it.

Bournemouth been fucked over here like.

Bradshaw calling his lawyers after that.

Joe what are you fucking doing.

Games gone but fuck that aye.

Utter handball but they'll get this.

We're getting closer to being able to beat Bournemouth.