Mike

Hall has Milner's skull.

Fucking save.

Understand why they spent the entire pregame talking about the game after this.

Wonder if that's a goal next week.

Haven't got a midfield today.

Fucking hell.

Forgot how much I missed having a heart attack every time he's got the ball at his feet.

Not a drop of enthusiasm in their voices now that they have to actually do their jobs.

Our sports coverage is dogshit, but it is miles ahead of whatever the fuck this is.

God how I would love to nick his notebook of quips he's been scribbling all night

Get in.

Someone time how long they talk about us before they default back to Liverpool.

Oh wow they deigned to acknowledge teams aside from Liverpool exist before the ads.

Something daft like "Slot can start this new Liverpool era in the castle that is Anfield."

Which is possible because the players haven't even fucking arrived yet.

Watching this Sky dogshit so that when they turn on him I can enjoy this in retrospect.

Feels very "Show the ex you're thriving" to me

Hopefully today we play the Bournemouth everyone else gets to fucking play. Rather play City than Bournemouth

Ugh shut the fuck up Drury.

Watkins has the yips

You are shitting me.

Everton subreddit is downright nostalgic.

Everton and Bournemouth. I see them get their shit pushed all the way in and then they line up vs us like 2002 Brazil.

That them on Twitter? When is it? Might treadmill that.