Mike

Elanga needs to feast on that contest winner they've got playing.

Wooden keyboards clicking and clacking like a motherfucker.

Hairy CB must be the managers son or sommat.

I was up shooting arrows from his second touch. WORLD CLASS. WORLD MOTHERFUCKING CLASS

I'm officially gutted we never got Hall vs Messi.

Fuck off ref. School teacher looking cunt.

PASS THE FUCKING BALL YOU HAIRY FUCK

Daft cunt didn't even play advantage.

He's absolutely stealing a living and getting promoted. Wish I had dead eyes and an English accent.

Cut some more of his hair imo.

Joe with a casual neck high boot.

Got Bose speakers and actually could hear the gunshot in the back as they put him down.

Hammering a CL team and some Bruno feet content lovely jubbly.

Loads of these PSV players look like regens.

I don't know what a backpass is.

Bruno doing Joga Bonito shit we're safe as houses.

Only 2-0 up, Howend him oot, like.

Richard Masters on the blower like Attitude era McMahon.

These windmill woodshoe cunts don't like it up em.

Gordon only plays well in the CL, Barnes on the right has been a waste of time typically but hey fucking get in there.

Aye would like to see him get a go in the 60th minute.

Miley Miley Thiaw Miley Hall Bruno Miley Miley Miley Barnes Miley imo

If Beren gets another Super Bowl before I get one I will never be human again.