Willow

Yes

We'll get him for £11.5m

Time to recall Abeid?

The pubs are open now. Joe only does business before 11am.

Fit and ready for the derby! hope he can make an impact

Nice, glad he's saying things like that, softens the blow a little. He's 28, so when an offer like that comes around, he can't deny it really. He will be a big miss, but hopefully Grenier may prove a worthy successor if we get him in. Au revoir Yohan!

he just rolled out a newcastle shirt on the press conference desk in front of him, has pulled his pants down and is squeezing out a turd onto the shirt oh wow, he's now rubbing his feet around in the shitty shirt, and laughing weird

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lots more piccies in hurrrr http://i.imgur.com/PRqsPK1.png

2-1 win gouff with the 1st, then fletcher for them, before de jong with a late winner

SSN live from st james at 3pm

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We'll buy this guy for £13m I reckon.... .....or perhaps he'll fly in on the last day and not have time to sign the contract, therefore we'll be too late to get it done and be fucked. Just being realistic.

Good stuff, he just needs a run of games and he'll be back in full motion. He's still very young too, so if he does well, he should only get better! He has a point to prove.

Olivier Bernard believes Clement Grenier will be the perfect replacement for Yohan Cabaye, but is warning Newcastle they will have to pay over the odds to land the Lyon star. Cabaye is set to complete a move to Paris Saint-Germain and the Magpies are reportedly keen to reinvest the money they receive for the midfield ace on his fellow Frenchman. Speaking on Hawksbee and Jacobs, Bernard claimed Newcastle fans will quickly forget about Cabaye if they can seal a deal for Grenier, although he insists luring the 23-year-old to St James' Park won't be an easy task. "It is going to be hard to get him because Lyon are back on track and in good form. I don't see them selling him, but if they do get hold of him they have got a very good player on their hands," the former Mapgies defender said: “He is a very technical player, more of a number ten than a centre midfielder. He likes to get forward and gives good assists. “If Newcastle want to go for Clement they are going to have to pay above the price and I don’t think Mike Ashley would go over a certain amount. I don’t see it happening, but you never know. "You need a player like that. You probably will forget Yohan if you get Clement because the player is very good. He can be in the France squad in the next two years." Read more at http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-bernard-newcastle-fans-will-forget-about-cabaye-if-they-get-grenier-14012877520#62G5JmjPMRaS5kXI.99

Guys, just been looking at a Grenier compilation on youtube and I'm of the opinion he's fucking quality, so I'll text Pardew and co. to give them the green light. Just keeping you gentlemen informed.

It's good that Anita and Krul will help form the spine of the side and help him settle, that's got to be a positive. If he gets on at the derby and scores, jesus, he'll be an instant hero

was he on his way to Inter or did that all change?

I think this guy is going to do well for us, I just hope we get in a quality midfielder to thread those key passes through to him. Totally fine with the loan, it's a good decision that could work out well for us. Anything to keep Shola at bay! Can see him making a 15 min cameo at the derby hopefully

just go to bed guys, you'll wake up tomorrow feeling great as this was all just a terrible dream

is the £23m figure official? where's it coming from

Reports say a new deal is at an advanced stage right now, fingers crossed there's no hiccups

Imagine if Adriana Lima knocked on my door and wanted to play Gran Turismo. If she did, would you let her win?

imagine if we got something insane like £40m