Willow

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I think he'll be fine and we'll see him get the mackems to 13th.

he's bangin pegswood pussay, he's gannin neywhere

thank fuck for that gutted about sidwell though

http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/3r/Cryinggifs_01_1.gif that gif gets me every time I'd say sidwell is well past it but he's actually always been a no talent clogger, who just happened to get very lucky when joining chelsea. He offers fuck all and is obviously happy to take a final payday. The fact he's free means nothing and goes against our recent transfer 'policy' of getting players 25 or under (remember that?). Very strange indeed but not unexpected.

sidwell can fuck right off like, he's totally shit.

there's been rumours he's about to sign a 3 year deal for a premier league club

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http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-set-sign---7155142 Albert Luque has word of warning for Newcastle United incomer Ayoze Perez

just spat some of my drink out at that pic, the pillow ffs

Exactly, be more creative, it's dull as fuck. How about we start an online petition too to REALLY make a difference

Guys, I agree that Pardew is shite but every single thread is full of 'Pardewed' The guy is staying, so it's best we move the fuck on, because there's nowt we can do about it

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exactly, it's a backup excuse waiting to happen

what's he doing these days anyway?

erm, check my source:

Romain Amalfitano "It is true, I will sign a new 3 year deal to stay in Newcastle. I can't wait to be back and in the team again." wtf?

His lass is canny fit liiiiiiiike http://i.imgur.com/QPOOQYP.gif

He's crap, end of. I don't want a shola replacement, I want someone who's young, hungry and willing to learn at 3rd/4th choice. What's the point in getting another hapless clogger? I'd much rather take a chance on youth over "they used to be okay 5 years ago, they'll do for now"

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My love for nufc is extremely low right now and if we don't show major ambition in the transfer market this summer, I can't see myself following us for a long time. That may sound strange, but as Yorkie said above, we just don't aim for the top anymore. We fear cups, europe and now only aim for balance sheet gold stars. We need fighters, dreamers and people who want to win here. I don't want us to be another stoke or west ham for example. As usual, we have all the tools to succeed and apparently even the finance to kick on, but we fuck it up by appointing spineless yes men and greedy, passionless arseholes. This summer will be the decider for thousands of toon fans, imo.

how much will the half eaten ham sandwich cost and who does it play for