Willow

I'm indoors, sat on my bed, bit hungover, eating peanut M&Ms and watching the Everton match on a dodgy stream Living it up tbh but hugely lacking vitamin D

Really hope everyone on here right now is currently outside in the sunshine as they reply to threads Worrying

Everton fans in good voice

All that Vaseline they slopped on the Leicester pitch at half time is taking it's toll

What kind of injury did Mina suffer?

Cracking strike for Everton

Literally closed the stream on 88 minutes thinking it was over and have just seen the score and highlights now. WTF

Expected 0-4 tbh Next season should be a totally different game

How're we playing guys? Think we can nick a draw?

Just subscribed the The Athletic, they've been excellent and I can only imagine the articles on the horizon for a new beginning for the club. Exciting times ahead! I require in-depth in-the-know rumours and insider waffle from now on, I'm just going to eat it all up. Even going to buy the next toon top as the last one I bought was in 2011, with Colo's name on the back - I'm all in

Alli has been such a great signing for Everton

Bruno's gerl:

Today is a good day

Time to stick you on ignore, jesus wept

I'm nearly there man!

Goal

YES joeeeeliooo

Glad I'm not missing much by the sounds of it Bet it's 1-1

Dude just chill with the ASM obsession, we know you hate the way he plays but post about someone else instead?

Joelinton hat-trick incoming

Next season is going to be fucking nuts

thought this was hilarious tonight

Fortress St James

Get the fuck in, brilliant result! Bruno MOTM