Willow

Aye I totally misheard that and deleted

was that the Undertaker chime

Screamer

Quality Botman ball

It's guaranteed if we score a second

Forgot Willock was only 22 Quality finish

That was fast

What the fuck.

I love that picture so much

I think Lisandro Martinez will be an excellent signing for Man Utd, seems to have everything they need except maybe height, but his other positives make up for that. Scamacca seems exactly what West Ham need too, going to be an interesting season for sure, I can't wait.

Just bought a toon top (home) for the first time since 2011 Yes I'd rather not have Fun88 and I wish it wasn't 65 bliddy quid but I'm all in now again, feels good! I'm so relaxed about the start of this season, it all feels so alien after so putting up with so much bullshit for so long

After A' Madrid, Howe stopped by Sunderland to see how not to do things, which was very valuable but he inadvertently picked up a lot of rads

He's being an edgelord, it's kind of his thing here

I'll have what he's having

Would love Callum Hudson-Odoi, I think he has a contract there until 2024 iirc? I think he can play either flank too so quite versatile

What if Gordon had a haircut, maybe some plastic surgery and a little light make-up, would that sway you?

I think he's an excellent player every time I've seen him. Yes he's a bit of a cunt and the diving is disappointing but I'd gladly take him. Anyhoo, unlikely to happen this window, as said.

Haven't been to a toon match in years but my mate just got tickets in the Milburn stand for the Atalanta game. Chuffed!

No transfer rumours then? Pages and pages of waffle to skip through Carry on

Sunderland aka Copium FC They best strap in, they're in for a very long and torturous ride

Aww

What a fucking immense signing I think he's going to be fantastic and at 22 will only get better