Willow

I like Cantwell, think he'd do well here, plus it seems he needs a new challenge. At 23 he should only get better too

Lewis will really benefit from Trippier's advice and experience, so here's hoping everyone raises their game asap

Does Kieran speak much Spanish by the way?

Picture the official Twitter account posting this scene: Trippier grinning behind the till at Greggs, handing over a pastie that has 'Premier league survival' written on it Instantly makes the forum vomit on cue

We've got like 25 more days of this, get in

Ah man thanks for this, like others have said it I gave up trying to figure it out recently. Needs slightly tweaking imo

Me every time I peek in this thread to see the odd copy and paste from RTG Their forum is a comedy goldmine, yet pretty depressing to read. Poor sods

Happy Birthday fellow birthdayer, I'm 39 today so agreed that this is a canny gift. Onwards and upwards

it'll be like this at the airport somehow

If we stay up this season or get to a point where safety's confirmed, I just know I'm going to well up with happy tears Like pedro said, there's been so many dark days supporting nufc this past decade, you constantly question following the club In removing the utter cunts formally in charge, at least now we're able to have a go, we have hope and won't be chuffed with 17th fucking place. Bring it on

Diego Carlos looks an absolute beast, and he plays for Brazil too?

Can people be careful not to put too much hot water in their transfer baths this evening please We don't need 3rd degree burns this early in the window, especially when there'll be plenty more baths coming up

Why?

It's so ingrained in me now to worry it's not done until it's done, but this looks 95% so far. Next, do the Botman 2 strikers would be insane if we can do it this month too.

u ok hun?

Was chatting footy the other day with a mate and I legit accidentally said set penis before correcting myself pretty sharpish Didn't notice at all thankfully haha

I want us to start with the stupid bids now, like "fuck it, it's now or never so offer them daft money and see what happens" Day 3 of the window and my unrealistic dream player desires must fulfilled

mental illness usually

Do you want him to be?

lots more

My appetite for toon transfer rumours is insatiable, any decent websites for that? Or just use this forum plus maybe the BBC gossip page?

another 30 days in there required