Willow

You can sense the tension

Brain-dead

Toxic! Toxic! Toxic!

Why's ASM always wrapped like a mummy? Did he do this before joining us? Does Bruce slap his legs with cold kebab meat if he's out of line?

Narrator: They didn't

Newcastle United Football Club

Steve Bruce is the manager of Newcastle United football club in 2021

Thank fuck I said no to going to this shitshow

Hopeless and clueless fat dinosaur

Laughable subs

Joe and the family must be loving this

Unlucky

What's the attendance?

GTFI!

Absolute scumbags

Pete 'the guy who writes m8 instead of mate' Graves

Happy a local lad has got his big chance, and you just know that if he does well (or even badly), he'll end up here again in 4 or 5 years

Sat bored and watching this highlights video of him. Excellent control, movement and anticipation I'm guessing if he signs, the other Marseille player we've been liked with won't happen? Not that hopes were high for more signings anyhoo

ummm

That's really nice