Willow

How's everyone's bowel movements been this week?

8 years ago https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/52987536 Andy Carroll's opening goal for England in their Euro 2012 group stage win over Sweden

Nice one Gregg https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52895291

Take it to private message you knackers

Best spelling attempt I've seen in ages

Willian is obviously quality but I've found that whenever I watch him for chelsea he seems to be going through the motions, like he's desperate for a new challenge

It's just sitting in their spam folder

cyclones of rubbish swirling around

Arca was a canny player

Why's there so many empty seats?

Hope we can snatch a draw at least

'Toonto'

What would be your dream kit maker if we were to swap as soon as possible?

2 month's of this shit, we've all got the bluest balls around ....soon to be golden balls

Anyone with an "intimidating hard-on", please direct yourselves to the Lenny's Lasses thread in Chat and await further instruction

Yeah, nothing major of note today, carry on as you were. Fingers crossed we get more substantial news soon

If you sense spiders are about to emerge from your raised pecker, I'd call the nhs hotline

The tears of joy emoji is the worst emoji of them all

this about sums it up, from reddit A preemptive timeline: Later on tonight there’ll be rumblings about tomorrow’s stories. Something negative will be said (PL Clubs object/bein) We all go mental and start shitting ourselves again. That one story gets picked up by a couple more outlets, mix in some Chinese whispers and things start to look very bad. The chronicle starts pumping out 5 sentence articles based on the same shit. Luke Edwards has a mini melt down and starts arguing with fans....again. The weekend arrives with no news and we all lose our heads a bit more. George Caulkin says no red flags and buyers are positive and we all relax again. Repeat!