Willow

Knackered just watching that and all I've done is drink squash, eaten hobnobs and adjust my cushions

Honestly he's one of the best players I've ever seen play for us

Can we just clone Miggy and ASM and bin the rest please

ASM absolutely sprinting back to defend, wow

ASM is such a star, feel sorry for him that he's wasting his time in this setup

You can sense the tension

Brain-dead

Toxic! Toxic! Toxic!

Why's ASM always wrapped like a mummy? Did he do this before joining us? Does Bruce slap his legs with cold kebab meat if he's out of line?

Narrator: They didn't

Newcastle United Football Club

Steve Bruce is the manager of Newcastle United football club in 2021

Thank fuck I said no to going to this shitshow

Hopeless and clueless fat dinosaur

Laughable subs

Joe and the family must be loving this

Unlucky

What's the attendance?

GTFI!

Absolute scumbags

Pete 'the guy who writes m8 instead of mate' Graves