Vinny Green Balls

You have consistently been miserable.

using the term "baller"

You are easily one of the greatest posters in the history of the forum, cuba, but I am very disappointed in this.

and "worrying"

sounds like you're changing the goalposts a bit.

Did you? Then why mention 4 wingers available?

It's a parody of himself at this point.

A Chelsea supporter buddy just told me today that Eddie Howe's ceiling is a midtable club...as evidence by his first 100 games here. Jesus Christ.

This is not helping your argument at all, man. Once again, I don’t think you understand human psychology, particularly with people used to pulling the strings.

I can think of a couple of bizarre alternatives. Mourinho, and the alternating coach thing. But I honestly don't think that he actually believed it when he suggested the latter either, which he basically said later.

Nothing but impressed with him handling this difficult season. He certainly wasn't perfect, and has a number of lessons to learn, but it really is an amazing achievement to be where we are with 3 games to play.

Looks like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary

Similar to your record as a poster.

FFS 27 points from the last 14 matches isn't that bad, man. Or are you just going to focus on the Crystal Palaces? Jesus.

not to mention when we generally have scored, and the added time over the season probably will have added about 4 games.

He still has an uncanny knack for finding great positions. Thought he was great today, and looked like last year's Longstaff. Definitely a good back up to have.

Reminding us how great he was when he first came here.

Fuck it. He’s going to be world class.

So the Nuremberg trials have been put on hold?

Beths gonna Beth

It’s a fucking brilliant sport

Looks like he's got a big Aussie rules match in 1983.

This dude is like Satan's swinging dick in This is the End when he plays. Also apparently as brittle