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loathe Mourinho but Keane should be ashamed of himself there Why ? Keanes showed himself up talking crap plenty of times but he's spot on here. Man who can't manage either a football team or his own emotions going to town on one of the most successful managers in the modern game. Urgh.

Sky Sports says latest report is he's "concious"

Nope. http://www.businessinsider.com/why-norways-prison-system-is-so-successful-2014-12

As funny as it is, six years seems far too much. It's like what you get for killing someone. Two-three years would be sufficient.

Don't think I've even heard of Michail Antonio before now.

Love Zidane straight out saying he wants to play anyone but Leicester because he doesn't understand them

Want nothing but misery for them now.

It would also be wrong - 1.02 is 1/50. It just proves my point once more what a confusing clusterfuck fractional odds are.

This is why decimal odds are superior in every way though. Just say "1.01 with most bookies and 1.02 with Paddy Power" and it's all so much clearer.

Surely you mean 1/100

Forren is very a decent defender, probably why. Not prem quality but deffo top half Championship quality.

Shakespeare pun.

Bendtner signs for Rosenborg.

Fair, but the English language exists to be bastardised and there's plenty of terms that exist purely within football vernacular. I've got to say I can't remember hearing the word used in its original definition in my entire life. Even FM only uses in in the context of a player that's played for many clubs Never heard another use than that in my 27 plus years of life so far.

You've not heard of the Bundesliga club, Ingolstadt?

Poll reset. Option 1: (7 votes) Option 2: (0 votes) Option 3: (1 votes) Option 4: (1 votes) Option 5: (2 votes) Option 6: (1 votes) Option 7: (20 votes) Option 8: (52 votes) Option 9: (83 votes) Option 10: (136 votes)

We're up now. If Huddersfield win all their remaining 12 matches (which they won't we still need to lose like four of our eleven.

Sunderland, Leicester and Swansea - because those are the three teams I want down the most.

I found this disproportionately funny: http://i.imgur.com/nbZS46S.png

£50 on Mitro anytime + Newcastle win @ 7.20 £50 on Newcastle -1 @ 7 £25 on Mitro FGS and final score 1-3 @ 121

Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?

I was so close to putting £75 of yesterdays winnings on but pussied out. FML

Won £475 from Moonlight winning Best Picture