Kaizero

This

Probably cos it's April

Got far too much on Atleti and Chelsea tonight.

5. Always knew we'd get right back up, and got to see some unfamiliar teams along the way that I'd never care about during a PL season. Great fun.

fyp

Less than 1% chance they will go down. What are the nonsense percentages based on? The combination of SPI, Opta, Poisson Process and the Monte Carlo Model.

Less than 1% chance they will go down.

FWIW, keep betting on Rosenborg. Especially after this week, they'll be fuuuming. I pity the ones facing them next.

Need to take a short break tbh. I'm flying too close to the sun after four amazing weeks. Feeling the heat now, wings coming off. Putting too high amounts on the stakes due to the wins. Fuck. This is how they get you.

I've not been this angry with a football match not involving Newcastle in years. Mockery of the sport, at least try to play football you cunts.

Aalesund are the biggest fucking timewasting cuntfucks in existance. They were play acting from fucking kick-off. All they've done is get the ball and just kick it away for 90 minutes as well as wast time. Six mins added in the 2nd half is far too little.

Only saying Odd is fucking me as I'm still certain Rosenborg will win. Absolute nonsense if not. Only one team on the pitch.

If Odd hadn't fucked me I'd have been £1105 up tonight. Now down £230 instead.

Rosenborg 1 shot on target in ~65 mins too? Thought they were meant to piss this league They are. Matter of time, playing against an 11 man all out defense. Already had a goal wrongly disallowed as well.

I blame Beren.

Need Odd to turn up ffs.

Gamez was a free transfer as well. Nothing wrong with that transfer tbh.

Please say thats a different Alan Smith on the bench Alan Smith can crop up anywhere!

Rosenborg -1, Brann and Odd. Brann are in form, and Lillestrøm are struggling. Odd is the second best team in the league vs a team that's not got one point so far this season. Rosenborg are just on fire and Aalesund won't bother trying. Vålerenga to win against Sogndal is also not a bad shout, but Vålerenga haven't impressed so far even if they are strong on paper. The other games are basically toss ups tonight.

We could do worse than nicking Johansen and Cairney from Fulham tbh.

Unibet offers anytime scorer for their wincast / scorecasts fwiw.

Basic math?

the fuvk is your bet? Initial one is Rosenborg, Odd, Molde and Brann.

I've been far too confident in my bets. This will end in tears.

the fuvk is your bet? Initial one is Rosenborg, Odd, Molde and Brann. Second one is Rosenborg win Bendtner last goalscorer, Brann and Odd.