Kaizero

Brazilians always go to Portugal because they can. Work permits.

Good re-use of a banner.

Got £1700 from Rosenborg winning tonight

Ajax

The comments under 90% of football vids I see on Facebook turn into a Messi vs. Ronaldo debate The football version of Godwin's Law.

Would be fun if Rijeka and Maribor made it into the group stages.

Maybe they have improved. FWIW last time Rosenborg met Astana they won 7-1 at home

I wonder who that was...

I know it's only 3 games in, but Villa and Norwich are both in the bottom three while the top three are Cardiff, Wolves and Ipswich. Pretty much the counter opposite to what people were think at the start I feel like everyone assumed Wolves would run rampant and get promoted easily this season, tbh.

Vinnie Jones

What's the point of eating an apple if red is potato?

I love how the Norwegian football clubs are up in arms at the prospect of "economic doping" because Rosenborg has used £3 million this transfer window

Swansea 0 - 3 Man Utd Bournemouth 2 - 2 Watford Burnley 1 - 2 West Brom Leicester 3 - 1 Brighton Liverpool 3 - 0 Crystal Palace Southampton 2 - 2 West Ham Stoke 0 - 2 Arsenal Huddersfield 0 - 2 Newcastle Tottenham 1 - 1 Chelsea Manchester City 2 - 1 Everton

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If this was a game of FM I'd have released him on a free in anger after that

We've done well against the team that finished second last season and if Shelvey hadn't been a dick we might've even had a chance. Not going to be a difficult season at all. Frustrating, sure. Difficult? No.

Fully deserved. Brainless mong.

I hear we only have one sub left to use.

Norwegian commentator kinda laughing at Ashley saying the club could use everything it generates, feel like people know we clearly don't even do that

shocking space given Dummett died, tbf.

Match thread: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98846

NUFC: Elliot; Manquillo, Lejune, Clark, Dummett; Hayden, Shelvey; Ritche, Perez, Atsu; Gayle Subs: Darlow, Lascelles, Murphy, Aarons, Mbemba, Merino, Mitrovic THFC: Lloris; Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Vertonghen; Davies, Dier, Dembele, Sissoko, Eriksen; Dele; Kane. Subs: Vorm, Carter-Wickers, Wimmer, Wanyama, Winks, Son, Janssen Referee: Andre Marriner (Birmingham) Attendance: 52077 Final Score: 0 - 2 Alli '61 Davies '70 Booked Kane '31 Ritchie '51 Sent off Shelvey '48 Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98846.675.html Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle Online radio coverage outside the UK [if applicable]: www.nufc.co.uk. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Don't break the bed if we win.

Mark Clattenburg is apparently now a full-time expert on the Norwegian PL show. Why tho. Why.