Kaizero

This referee team is the same that did the PSG - Başakşehir game (that got stopped due to the fourth official being racist). Also, this: Here's one of the ref's asking for Haaland's signature

€75 Million, but it only gets activated after the 21/22 season - so if you want him now you have to pay what Dortmund would want for him. For Dortmund it would make a lot more sense economically to get rid this summer, which is why it'll likely happen one way or the other if a club is desperate enough. For other clubs with the money, it would also make more sense to go for him this summer as it would mean there's less competition.

Who even is calling Jose a dinosaur? Nobody is calling Jose a dinosaur. He's just a moody energy vampire, not a dinosaur.

That's not how the poll results were meant to be read. People responded on a score of 1 to 5 with 1 being the worst and 5 being the best. Then they turned this into "out of 100", which means that the lowest at any point the result could be would be 20% Excuse my horrible math if I'm wrong, but that in turn means only 5% of the people responded higher than 1.

They're meeting with Liverpool as well.

Mino and Alfie are doing a round trip among interested clubs, they're in Madrid now - going to speak with Chelsea, City and Man Utd later.

It's the dumbest fucking rumour I've ever heard

Today was an absolute shitfest.

For my 10-fold goals scored bet to come off I need two more for Norway and two more for Portugal so fml today.

This will end 0-7 just out of spite.

Nah, he went off

Haaland apparently just flat out refused to be subbed because he hadn't scored yet

3 down 5 to go.

If it wasn't for the keeper producing some god tier saves he should've had a hat trick by now, so incredibly frustrating. One of the reaction saves with the fingertips as the keeper was going the different direction of Haaland's finish was some shit Not to mention missing the open fucking goal.

2 down 6 to go

And we're off to the races

Haaland just missed a fucking open goal

I find it fascinating watching Gibraltar literally having four men on Haaland and him still getting through time and time again If only their keeper wasn't having the game of his life this would be a massacre by now.

Haaland is hammering their goal but the Gibraltar keeper has decided to channel his inner Buffon

Well, fuck, now I feel pressure

Haaland vs part-timers, I'm certain That lot wasn't even part-timers.

£20 on Haaland hat trick @ 3.05 £10 on Haaland x4 @ 6.50 £80 on Norway -7 @ 10.00

If you remove being an NUFC fan out of the equation (Bruce really isn't one tbh) I think most of us would be kidding themselves if they wouldn't hold on for £4m when their reputation is already tanked anyway. He won't step down, he needs to be sacked.

Ritchie called him a coward? Aye. There was literally a whole piece by Hope saying a sizeable group of the squad 'don't trust him and don't like him'. Hope definitely has an agenda and that piece was his reaction to getting banned. Nobody else reported it. There is nothing to stop a player publicly criticizing the owner, club, manager, other players if he wants, it's not a sackable offence and they will still get paid. Might not get selected and pick up their win bonus though!! It is most definitely a sackable offence for a large variety of reasons.

Chinese whispers at this stage from what the original source would have been all the way to the person who told me, but far too entertaining to not pass on in the event it's not bullshit: apparently some of the players will suggest putting up the cash themselves to get Bruce out