Kaizero

That might come off as snarky but I genuinely mean that. You're extremely good at those one line stingers usually, brightens my day up

You can do better. Embarrassingly obvious joke.

This is the angriest I've ever been at a team I support winning 4-0.

They fucked me out of £912 (if Italy and Serbia also would have won their matches later, which they will)

About time, just had to put two right backs on before making the logical sub.

Haaland hattrick.

Go comment on Rice being shit, spoiled as you all are. I take that back actually, Rice is shit and Southgate is not a very good manager and you could all actually do much better.

Go comment on Rice being shit, spoiled as you all are.

I'm not saying we'd not lose all our matches at the EC if we qualified, I'm saying the manager made us lose by being an insufferable stubborn cunt prick fuck. You’ve got a couple of exciting players who are still very young. Your future looks bright, but as I said you’re not there. Of course there are no guarantees you’ll be better off in a couple of years time, but you should be. You're missing the point. I'm complaining about us not starting an actual functioning eleven in the most important match we've had in years. No guarantee we'd have won still, but chances would be a lot better on paper.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SUBS

And why the fuck isn't he putting Hauge on when we're up three fucking nil. Blood the fucker now you cunt, he's the future. Fucktard cuntfuck shithead.

Oh, the actual in-form left back with a club has helped set up two goals now. Cuntfucks.

I'm not saying we'd not lose all our matches at the EC if we qualified, I'm saying the manager made us lose by being an insufferable stubborn cunt prick fuck starting players out of position and players without clubs training with Norwegian second division teams.

Romaina has not had one successful attack down our left side, Serbia had 20.

I'm genuinely so angry I'm unsure I can get over this. Football is ruined forever now, the national team was my one sage space in the sport.

I mean, starting the best in-form eleven possible makes us play well. Amazing tactics. Much better than starting players you've refused to bench even though they've not played well since at least three years ago and we have some of the most talented Norwegian players in a generation just warming the bench as the 30 year old geriatrics out there let Serbia run riot.

Haaland makes me moist all over.

Lars Lagerback needs to be tarred, feathered and set on fire.

Oh my, what a surprise, the left back WITH AN ACTUAL CLUB manages to defend and assist a goal. I can't take no joy in us being good when this is how good we would have been in the match that actually mattered. Jesus fucking christ.

Haaland is a god, how is he Norwegian?!

Ødegaard is such a classy little player.

Oh, what a surprise, starting an actual left winger, a left back with a club and a central midfielder that plays regularly suddenly makes us look like a team that can't be absolutely raped on the left and enables us to string together more than two passes. Who'd have thought?

Serbia hit 20 crosses got through to Mitrovic from our left side, nine major chances created, where Johansen (not a winger) and Alesaami (another player currently without a club) played. No corrections were made there until an injury to Johansen forced it, and we immediately improved. From our right side they didn't create one major chance.

Such a shame some of those players won’t be seen in the Euros. Some really promising talent and the best Norway squad in years. Henriksen, a clubless medicore player, starting in front of Normann, one of our better midfielders in ages. Johansen, a player that can't crack the Fulham starting eleven, or their bench, starting ON THE WING, ahead of Hauge who just signed (and plays) for AC Milan - and is, again, perhaps the most talented winger we've had in a generation. It's insanity. The way we improved when we changed to a 4-3-3, dominated Serbia for the ten minutes it lasted - until we equalized and it was everyone behind the ball again rather than going for a winner, at home, with the most talented squad we've ever had. It's a weird thing to say, as usually Lagerback would be an amazing fit as a manager for a Norwegian national team as we usually have very few actually gifted footballers - but we actually have attacking talent for once that starts for some of the best clubs in Europe, we need an attacking minded manager to cover for our defensive deficit rather than a defensive minded manager that allows us to get exposed for having a shit defense.