Kaizero

I've put £30 on 4-0 or 3-0 to us

How amazing would it not be if on his own birthday, Ranger gets his first 1st team appearance, and he nets a hat-trick? Fucking immense that would be.

Stoke aren't some sort of team of monsters, a lot are just six foot blokes, so what? Players like Defoe and Benayoun manage to survive in the PL (Zola in the past as well) no reason why Ranger would struggle (size wise at least). This, I think Stokes physical presence has been exaggerated to the point that people think we're going up against a team of body builders. been to see him play yet mate? i've been once and i can comfortably say he's not ready I'll take Shearer's assessment of him being ready or not over yours any day though. I've seen him when we played the Man Utd reserves, and I'd say he'd be ready to step up. This from a non-"Rangerawesomelolz" point of view as well.

Not his, it's Danquah who puts these on and tags God.

Depends on if there's pacy players around me, I'm slow as fuck so I use my physical presence for everything it's worth

fyp Ones the best footballer in the world, the other is Lionel Messi, the second best footballer in the world. fyp

You're on my team, and now I want to crunch you! If it makes you feel better the punching in the face got me booted off the team, thus ending my professional football career for eternity. Apparently there's no room for people with anger issues and unsporting behavior, tchh.

shitting myself now like. Well, reserve then. If it sounds better. It's just three-four years ago like.

fyp

May I remind everyone that I will do the crunching. 7 reds in 13 apps from my junior career tells its own story My favourite is when I punched this cunt opponent point blank in the face during a corner for holding my shirt, bitch went down crying like a little baby

He's fucking tall, and he can strike a ball. That's all that's needed against Stoke.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him Nixon was in it.

Working on it, got a radio mate of mine working on editing the audio at the mo.

Playoff finals next season Johnsons Pain Trophy in a few years more like. I think it's far more likely that we'll make the top six of the Championship next season than ever get to the finals of any sort of knockout competition. I think it's far more likely that we'll do a Leeds/Forest down the divisions if we end up in the Championship next season.

Your 'much thought' scares me

Well, like, it was made clear that if anyone wasn't up for it they didn't have to. Was just meant for laughs.

Well, we don't actually know what Ashley/Shearer/Llambias/Kinnear has planned, but they probably do.

We've actually discussed that as well

I'm working on the raw audio of it at the mo, I'll let you guys listen when it's done.

Of course not mate, we're all friends here. It's just blatantly not okay to say something when underlined not to say something as it ruins the fun for others, who just happens to be on the same team

And to be fair, it's not really "just a kick-about". As it's not that regularly an occurrence and it's not against the same people you play against every time. What's the harm in wanting anything to remember it by? £10.50 for a kit is hardly anything major regardless, as I'm certain I'm not the only one here wasting more than that on other crap anyways.

I like playing the awesome dude with the awesome money though

So far we have; Me, Nixon, Pilko, Stephen927, Neil. Anyone else up for a free kit playing for the reds, let me know before tomorrow afternoon as I'll buy them then.