Kaizero

Fake Alan Shearer on Facebook has not picked up on it yet. Probably because he is Fake Alan Shearer though.

I'll kill myself if this is SSN's April 1st joke. Seriously. I have the razor at the ready.

Could be the build-up to the worst ever April 1st joke though.

Imaginationland. http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/South_Park_DVD/south_park_imaginationland_show_image__1_.jpg

Exactly. That's why they wouldn't announce it if it wasn't true. If the club actually announced Shearer as a manager on April 1st and then saying it was a joke the day after, I'd kill myself, honest to god

Fail. Not April 1st yet.

I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE IN MY BED, TRAITOR :(

Pilko. 'cause he's a bitch. Same with Lien, they're probably gaying it together as I type this.

Ferguson was the one that impressed me the most. Baheng was good. Ranger started feisty but went missing as the game went on. Guthrie was class. Cacapa was cack. Xisco did decent enough. Danquah was utter shite.

I lol'd. Scolari to take over and a Japanese billionare to buy out Ashley and field an entire XI of robots. You heard it here first. See how easy it is to make up things, eh?

The reds got me, they don't need anyone else. I'm like Messi, Ronaldo and Kaka combined into one.

Aye, as far as I know.

Pink shorts and socks. http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/real%20men%20wear%20pink.gif

What's the crack on the colour of the shorts? Any colour you want as long as the shirt is red/blue, or?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/tom-1.jpg For the win.

Regardless of us flowing over with good/potentially good keepers, I wouldn't say no to Boruc.

Epic "last page to front page" bump.

hey oldtype, watching korea vs iraq and the lad ki sung-yong looks the part i have to say...big lad and seems able to read the game more than most of his teammates he'll do a job in europe when he gets his move no doubt other lad you mentioned is playing but has been very quiet Sorry, but I have to ask. Why are you watching Korea vs Iraq? Where's the appeal? i live in korea and it's that or some fucking bullshit tv show i can't understand Fair enough then For some reason I thought you were in the states, which is why I didn't see the appeal.

hey oldtype, watching korea vs iraq and the lad ki sung-yong looks the part i have to say...big lad and seems able to read the game more than most of his teammates he'll do a job in europe when he gets his move no doubt other lad you mentioned is playing but has been very quiet Sorry, but I have to ask. Why are you watching Korea vs Iraq? Where's the appeal?

The pitch is shocking. More snow on it than grass.. See last page for footy conditions in Norway in March.

http://www.davie.me.uk/images/likes/fonejacker.jpg "You want Nigerian soccer player? He only 37, err, 21, yes. You transfer the monies to my account now, yes." Don't hate me though baba, it's only a harmless joke based on stereotypes I do not personally agree with. Though now the joke is ruined as I have explained it, damn you, damn you!!

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Nothing funny about Sweden winning anything, ever. Same goes for Denmark. They're the devils, they need being burnt.

I'm over for the Fulham game with some mates anyways, so why not show them how football is supposed to be played at the same time

Bruce the best replacement for Sir Fuckyouson? I lol'd.