Kaizero

Was he not in an accident or something? Why is it people are comfortable taking the piss out of someone who is naturally fuck ugly, but get all wary when they have had an accident that makes them fuck ugly? Neither is to blame for their unpleasant aesthetics, and thinking about it the person who has had the accident might actually be to blame for their fuck uglyness as they could have done something stupid get get in the accident. I doubt a two year old could've done much to avoid a car crash or whatever he was in though..

Jose Enrique claiming Nile's father is Geremi Jose: "you no 19 years old.no chance.you same father geremi hahahahhaha" Nile: "loool" Jose: "its true you know.how old you?tell me serious me friend.no light" Nile: "17 my fren...... gold tooth ding"

IIRC, Shearer is a fan of Shola.

FYP

He's going to http://www.marc-seeger.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/suit-up.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/uttershite.png

Agreed.

You mean the Europe League [/pedant]

That's what she said

I look forward to get bragging rights over Kasper when we run a train on their Finnish arses.

sickening, sickening image, given that you're on my facebook and i'm consequently aware of your physical appearance You love it. You love the cock.

I've had so many celebratory wanks my penis has gone numb.

Back to 1.

It will be impossible to separate members on here by their avatars from now on with everybody having the same Shearer photo as their avatar.

There's only one Alan Shearer, One Alan Shearer, We're walking along, singing this song, Walking in a Shearer Wonderland.

Samuel Adej, innit? Only one that's been online on Facebook tonight as far as I've seen. Spoke to him myself y'see.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, hey, Shearer! Oooh! Ahhh! I wanna knooooooow, how you scored that goal!

And there is the April Fools.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_5127628,00.html

It's getting closer and closer to April 1st. I'm worrying.

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN APRIL 1ST IS SO CLOSE. :( I can't even get excited 'cause I'm scared of being let down.

Fake Alan Shearer on Facebook has not picked up on it yet. Probably because he is Fake Alan Shearer though.

I'll kill myself if this is SSN's April 1st joke. Seriously. I have the razor at the ready.

Could be the build-up to the worst ever April 1st joke though.